Podcast: Takes Bakery

Oscar believes the classic Nintendo 64 game Banjo-Kazooie is bad. Or maybe this is a cover-up for a take that is far more sinister…

Oscar and Owen are joined by John and Rhythm Bastard to see if any progress has been made over the last 12 months to make Oscar have less terrible opinions. You can guess how it goes.

The trilogy finally comes to an end as Oscar tries to explain all the twists and confusing-as-hell time travel in the story mode of the latest Mortal Kombat game. This will surely end well.

Oscar picks up where he left off last time and tells Owen the story of the video game Mortal Kombat X. Owen still has no idea what is going on.

Oscar tells Owen the story of the video game Mortal Kombat 9. And none of it makes any sense because time travel.

Real Toronto Oscar believes that the Easter Bunny is real, and he is here to reveal the truth.

Oscar believes that Jinder Mahal’s WWE Championship reign was actually great. Owen saw the Punjabi Prison in-person, so he knows this is wrong. He also tags in ProWrestling.Cool’s John to help point this out.

Oscar believes that the Christopher Nolan Batman movies are all bad. He made the mistake of saying this to a huge Batman fan. WHERE IS SHE?!

It’s Oscars season, so Oscar has opinions on who should win awards despite not seeing most of the nominees. Owen has seen every single one, so he tries to educate Oscar to have some takes other than Bohemian Rhapsody is bad. [This was broadcast live on Twitch, hours before the Academy Awards aired.]

Owen attempts to get Oscar’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day.

Oscar believes the singing crowds at European sporting/wrestling events are way better than American crowds that just cheer at the appropriate times. Owens brings in verified American Trace Evans to boo this man.

Oscar believes that Chie is just terrible, and this is enough of a bad take for Owen to summon John and Oscar’s pal Danny to send him back through the TV. Oh, and Owen gets upset at the constant use of the word “waifu”. WARNING: This episode won’t make much sense if you have not…

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