Podcast: I'd Rather Not

It’s the final episode of the year, so the annual tradition continues of digging through all the losing scenarios from the past twelve months and give them one more shot at glory. Oh, and Ian Kelly is back somehow.

In the penultimate episode of the year, Ian Kelly is back to help the Rathernaughts tackle some more randomly-generated questions. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live for the rest of your life in a haunted hotel OR work for the rest of your life in a haunted restaurant?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to escape a super villain’s lair OR recover your lost Pokemon from Team Rocket?

Dr. John and Dr. Owen are medical experts with years of experience, and they are here to answer your questions!

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have stretchy limbs or regenerative limbs?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink is only available as various flavors of vape juice?

Andy returns yet again, so you know what that means. He drags in Ian Kelly and subjects everyone to a ton of bot-generated questions that tear apart the very fabric of reality.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have the ability to time travel but have no control over where you go OR be cursed by a wizard on have to navigate a party as several raccoons in a trenchcoat?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be one of the founders of a Martian colony OR be chosen as a resident of a hidden underwater city?

You’re competing to save your planet. WOULD YOU RATHER: Participate in an intergalactic science fair filled with mad scientists OR Participate in a martial arts tournament filled with each planet’s greatest fighters?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be constantly chased by ghosts but are given a pill that can let you eat them OR run a farm but every time you ask friends for help they get extremely annoyed?