Podcast: I'd Rather Not

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be on Jefferson’s starship or be Stealers’ wheels?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a genie who will grant you 3 wishes but is Will Smith and won’t stop rapping OR be John Wick’s inept French cousin who is a dog walker that is constantly being attacked?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Work as a beat cop in the Detective Pikachu universe OR be an upper level scientist in the Umbrella Corporation?

You’ve inherited a farm of oddities. WOULD YOU RATHER: Raise chickens with fingers or lambs with shanks?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to brainwash a bunch of teenagers for great profit OR steal an expensive diamond in an elaborate heist under the duress of a mysterious benefactor? Guest: Oscar Bernard

WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight eldritch horrors or fight vampires?

After months of strange things going on with the podcast, the truth is finally revealed. The Rathernaughts must call upon past guests to determine the fate of the podcast, and possibly the universe! Guests:Ian KellyMichael HuntBrixTwill Distilled (New album coming this July!)MystakinOscar BernardStevoJordan HassJordan P.Trace Evans

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a space rocket but no steady job to afford fuel OR be able to send things into the past or future but you can’t control which way?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have 10% of your farts each month result in you crapping your pants unless there is someone in visual range upon whom you can bestow the pants crap OR live in a society where pants-crapping is a crime and all instances must be tried in a of law? Guest: Oscar Bernard

You are tasked with raising a lot of money. WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to solve a rich relative’s murder in order to gain their inheritance OR have to raise money via a telethon that’s constantly being sabotaged? Episode Guests: AJ & Jordan of 3000 Brigade

The dice rolling has been leading up to this: John leads the group (and guest Flesh Andy) on a Dungeons & Dragons adventure full of secrets and ‘would you rather’ questions. Will they succeed and find the hidden treasure? Episode Guest: Andy Billings

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to speedrun everything OR be the clumsiest hitman? Episode Guest: Nick Frymet