WOULD YOU RATHER: Be attached to a symbiote that makes you an emo hipster OR be given ownership of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
Podcast: I'd Rather Not
The Kazakhstani P****itute Meta vs. You Have to Say It Right
WOULD YOU RATHER: Gallon of PCP or NAILGUN?
Fametom Zone vs. No, It’s on VH1
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all celebrities be replaced with drag impersonations OR have world history only taught through the format of the Rusical?
Walking Ball of Cancel Culture vs. Skeleton Blood
WOULD YOU RATHER: Be too hot for TV OR be cool for the summer?
Don’t Lick the Tiny Sun vs. Legally Distinct Bat-Like Man
WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a literal beach house OR have a Batcave under your house?
Stop Saying Orgy Family vs. Ten-Dollar George Thorogood
WOULD YOU RATHER: The Cult of Dionysis or Calling All Destroyers?
Vampire is the New Black vs. Betty Ford Skin Clinic
WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a world that’s a vampire OR wear celebrity skin?
Can We NOS It vs. A Rock Formation
WOULD YOU RATHER: Be the Drift King of Tokyo OR attempt a heist while being pursued by The Rock?
City On Our Shoulder Blades – 1
In a special bonus episode, John and Oscar attempt to write the next season of the Canadian television show Second Generation.
Cup of Drink vs. Sentient CAKE
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be cake OR have all music be CAKE?
Malarkey Charms vs. Smashing Your Face into a 3D Printer
WOULD YOU RATHER: Be cost an arm OR a leg?
Wife-Daughter vs. Mommy Milkers
WOULD YOU RATHER Have an adaptation of your favorite franchise ruined by: a studio-mandated original character OR dialog replaced with outdated memes?