Podcast: I'd Rather Not

Instead of one question, Oscar starts throwing way too many “Would You Rather” questions at the rest of the Rathernauts.

WOULD YOUR RATHER: Be a trash person OR a literal dumpster fire?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be trapped on infinite stairs OR head the Sonic drowning music every time you touch water?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Lite Brite Terrorists OR NFT the moon?

[CONTENT WARNING: Oscar intentionally makes this question misleading in an attempt to get us in trouble.] WOULD YOU RATHER: Wear Black face [AEW wrestler Malakai Black’s face] OR say the N-word [the word is “no”]?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Run a fighting league for powerful world-destroying monsters OR run a mystery-solving organization that only solves the most mundane mysteries?

Once again the Rathernauts gather together to revisit some of the past year’s worst scenarios to see if things got any better. They haven’t.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Travel the multiverse OR have the multiverse invade your reality?

WOULD YOU RATHER: have a black dragon OR a black horse?

WOULD YOU RATHER: only be able to wear gloves that are slightly too small OR only be able to wear clothing stained with Bill Clinton’s c*m? Guest: Mystakin

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a skeleton or a mummy?

With Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl being released, the Rathernauts realize Oscar has very little 90’s television nostalgia and try to discover what he has and hasn’t seen.