WOULD YOU RATHER manage a haunted house filled with animatronics that you have to manage like the game Five Nights at Freddy’s OR have a haunted house full of actors that you have to please and manage?
Podcast: I'd Rather Not
Celebrity Clones vs. Jetpack Espionage
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all personal vehicles replaced by instant teleportation between static stations OR individual jetpacks with high speed and low safety?
Cat Grabbin’ vs. Nose Bank
WOULD YOU RATHER: Earn a reasonable income through work with a fairly large company but there’s a 10% chance that each year your company will go under for tax evasion and take you with it OR not have to work ever but earn spendable income by sneezing foreign currency out of your nose?
Fighting Terry Crews on the Aggro Crag vs. Brain-Eating Amiibo Uncle
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to compete on a futuristic gladiatorial bloodsport show for the ultimate prize OR have an uncle that works for Nintendo but gets everything mixed up?
Sting Waving His Junk Around vs. Being a Grown-Ass Man
You lost something very important and you need to find it immediately. As you search for it, WOULD YOU RATHER: Only be able to get clues through David Lynch-like nightmares OR have your life becomes the Dreamcast game Shenmue?
Infinite Nightmare Collection vs. Haunted Door House
WOULD YOU RATHER: Obsessively build a collection of something but no matter what you’ll always be missing the last piece OR have every single door you encounter slam in your face before you’re allowed to enter and you never get used to it?
Loving Jesus Through Cosplay vs. Loving Jesus Through Abstinence
After a freak accident you have been given the powers of a sex god. You are the ultimate lady’s/man’s man capable of turning anyone on with little effort. WOULD YOU RATHER: Spend the rest of your life being personally unable to be aroused unless engaged in elaborate erotic cartoon character cosplay OR have every orgasm…
Costume City vs. IndieGoGo.Space
WOULD YOU RATHER: Become the world’s most famous astronaut and captain the crew of a scouting mission to an alien planet but you find out about ten years later that you’ve been the star of a “Truman Show” reality show and it was all fake OR actually be abducted by friendly aliens and learn their…
Real Spider-man vs. The Midnight Channel
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a cartoon jump out of the TV and be an actual person in the real world and hang out with you OR go into the TV and live in a world of toons of your choice?
2nd Floor Applebee’s vs. Quick Death with Jon Stewart
WOULD YOU RATHER: Only be able to eat food from the Applebee’s in Brooklyn OR get attacked by Jon Stewart with a steel chair daily when you least expect it?
World Panic vs. It’s a Small World
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a free permanent fastpass that allows you to skip any line you encounter but every time you use it you slightly increase your risk of contracting an unknown deadly disease OR never have to wait in any line for longer than 30 seconds any time you encounter one but for each…
Alleged Alligators vs. Imaginary Shadow Monsters
WOULD YOU RATHER be an Uber driver in a car full of sweaty people on their way home from the gym on a hot day in heavy traffic OR any and all shadows will look like terrifying monsters when looking at them from the corner of your eye?