Podcast: I'd Rather Not

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a superb owl OR Stanley’s cup?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a co-host on a morning zoo radio show that’s beset by a rotating cast of crappy personalities that you have to desparately keep under control while performing increasingly embarassing on-air stunts OR be a co-host on a morning drive NPR show who is forced to share the news every day and…

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We somehow survived 2017 and put out a full year’s worth of episodes. However, we are left with a lot of scenarios that were left in defeat. In our annual tradition, we end the year by revisiting these losers and give them a second chance!

WOULD YOU RATHER: Work for a company that builds robots to deter homeless people OR run the Oasis from Ready Player One?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a world where everything in the same except mirrored and you are the only person who notices OR you see everything six inches to the left of where it actually is and can never remember this?

Andy’s brain is melting from raising a new baby, so he mines Would You Rather Bot once again for some ridiculous scenarios.

You have to do an all-day activity with two friends and your enemy. WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a karaoke party OR work together in a team-based obstacle course and survival challenge?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a suit of power armor that gives you super powers but taking it off causes you physical pain OR be permanently trapped on a space station where you’re forced to watch terrible movies daily… while also dealing with a portal to hell?

You’ve been given a life sentence for a crime you didn’t commit. However, you’re being given one chance to earn your freedom. WOULD YOU RATHER: Parachute onto a deserted island with 99 other criminals and murder your way to be the sole survivor OR Compete in a giant board game against 3 other people with…

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Andy bestows upon us another flurry of questions generated by Would Your Rather Bot, the official Twitter bot of the podcast. There’s a lot of questions about teeth.

WOULD YOU RATHER: Take a boat tour down a heavily polluted river OR hike a trail in a nature preserve filled with rabid animals?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to cover The Gathering of the Juggalos for a national publication OR have a table in the artist alley of a furry convention and get paid to do commissions?